As they say: "Live Free or Diebold"

Diebold is the company that manufactures and maintains the electronic voting devices. They have been under extreme scrutiny by everyone, besides the Government, even after many mishaps this year; in states like South Caroilna and Iowa, these machines left no paper trail and are programed and maintained and adjusted by Diebold, who's name ironically discloses their trust-worthiness. The Onion, a fake news organization which, by every observation and standard, rocks, has the obvious truth of Diebold pinned. As is often the case with satire, the truth is more like fiction then we would like to think. This video says it all:

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Unknown said…

hey Hoops, why no recent posts to your blog?

January 8, 2010 at 10:49 PM

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